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CHARACTER BIO - William Everett (secondary antagonist)

  Appearance notes: 42-year-old white cishet man 6’2”, lean build Short dark brown hair, full beard and blue eyes Usually wears thick-rimmed glasses and button-down shirts Looks like that prick Matt walsh William Everett is the Vice President of the Men’s Association. Born Jake LaCosta in San Diego, California, he has resided in Stepford for the past 7 years to avoid criminal charges for assault of a police officer and counter-protestors at the Unite the Right Rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, and has since dedicated himself to maintaining a “traditional” lifestyle. He graduated from UCLA in 2004 with a double major in medicine and psychology, which has allowed him to mould Rachel Martinez, a lesbian punk musician, into Rosie Everett, his devoted and subservient ideal housewife. After Zach Taylor’s interview with Rosie goes wrong, William quickly reintroduces himself to the journalist and invites him to sit in on a Men’s Association meeting for his article, though he quic...

CHARACTER BIO - Dale Coba Jr (primary antagonist)

  Appearance notes: 50’s to early 60’s white cishet man 6’3”, muscular build Crew cut black hair and blue eyes Heavy stubble beard Usually appears in a tweed jacket over a black turtleneck and grey slacks Dale Coba Jr. is the President of the Men’s Association, having taken over from his father, Dale “Diz” Coba, shortly after the latter’s passing. When Dale Jr. was four years old, his family moved to Stepford from Anaheim, California sometime during the late 60’s, Diz having worked on the animatronics at Disneyland for several years prior. After founding the Stepford Men’s Association, Diz and his fellow members began to develop the first iteration of the Coba Technique, having felt threatened and intimidated by their wives’ interest in the Women’s Liberation movement, and he was consistently re-elected President several years in a row prior to his death at the age of 76. Dale Jr. has since continued to maintain his father’s vision for a perfect society, and intends to expan...

OTHER KNOWN STEPFORD WIVES

okay this is a big old longie so buckle up lmao Clockwise from top left: Maria Schiavone; Maya Kraszewski; Jasmine Wells; Ellie D’Amico; Annie Nguyen; Rachel Martinez ; Cece Thomas ; Olivia Murray; Ryuko Takahashi; Nina Blake

GLUP SHITTOS OF THE STEPFORDVERSE

 Yes I notice shit like this lmao Dale Jr & Darren Coba, previously only mentioned in the book, given significant major roles as main & supporting villain respectively in WTS Jeremy Claybrook, son of Gary & Donna Claybrook and abductor of Nina Blake, mentioned in the book, barely mentioned by name in WTS, features only in supplemental writing and fucking dies lol Stephen Axhelm, son of Claude & Marie Axhelm and abductor of Annie Nguyen, mentioned in the OG film as the oldest of three Axhelm children but not even given a name, features only in supplemental writing and fucking dies lol Pretty much most of the Wives including Maya Kraszewski, Annie Nguyen and Maria Schiavone Frank Buckley, Stepford PD Officer and abductor of Ryuko Takahashi, mentioned in the script but not directly by name I honestly thought I had more Glup Shittos but I either can’t remember them all, or that’s pretty much it??? My head hurts